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June 05, 2012
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pugletto:

forest-night:

jessiphia:

winwhal:

kalelle:

canni8al:

initforthebutts:

thewhoreat-221b:

bmoviebaby:

rahnforprimeministahn:

jinkerbell:

lebanesepoppyseed:

brogigayo:

didyoublush:

freak-thefreak-out:

Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies

# legit crying about this song because of feminism 
# the idea expressed that you want to be polite but that doesn’t work so you don’t have to be! 
# you can be angry and rude if someone is being an asshole 
# it’s not your fault it’s their fault 
# take your hands off my hips before i punch you in the lips 
# b e a u t i f u l 

 YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP

So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.

when this came on and it was in English I was so confused

but omg yes girls GET IT

motherfuckin yeah hey wassup new life anthem

Reblogging because yes.

BASICALLY I LOVE THIS

YESSSS.

oh fuck yes my jam

Yes. I like this. I like this a lot.

I like this

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT oh god this song

Is it weird that I like this song? :|

I never said I didn’t love Victoria Justice, but now I kind of love her more.

I have to reblog this because the fact that it randomly appeared on my dash is really amusing to me. 

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Tags: also this song was stuck in my head for days a couple weeks ago only ashamed that I'm not ashamed

Photoset
June 04, 2012
17,453 notes

tripthruthewires:

you broke david

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Chat
June 04, 2012
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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma.
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT.
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd.
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama.
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama.
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers.
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal.

Tags: IT'S IMPORTANT

Text
June 03, 2012
25,556 notes

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

Especially if it’s finals week and the person in question has claimed to “smell like failure” or accidentally dropped her laptop on her face. Twice. 

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Photo
June 03, 2012
86,847 notes
blueboxbee: honeyyoushouldseemeinascarf: the-girl-whos-still-waiting: violent-lila: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?! Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys. Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys What if we had an otter? WHAT IF WE HAD AN OTTER?

blueboxbee:

honeyyoushouldseemeinascarf:

the-girl-whos-still-waiting:

violent-lila:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys

What if we had an otter?

WHAT IF WE HAD AN OTTER?

(Source: skypride)

Tags: that could tap dance and wear a top hat along with our octopus submission

Photoset
June 03, 2012
32,150 notes

blueboxbee:

Aaand now Im crying again…

Photo
June 03, 2012
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(Source: belkining, via abednadired)

Tags: big norse face

Quote
June 03, 2012
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"There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge."

—

Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation. (via helicarrier)

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Text
June 02, 2012
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urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

This what they are called now.

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Photoset
June 01, 2012
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Photoset
June 01, 2012
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#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#omg batman you had a chance to kill joffrey

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

#house motto: my parents are dead

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Chat
June 01, 2012
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Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

  • Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
  • Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
  • Tony: BFF
  • Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
  • Tony: BEST
  • Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
  • Tony: FRIENDS
  • Bruce: Tony-
  • Tony: FOREVER
Photo
June 01, 2012
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#w/e you say guy #sociopathic human taxidermist who dismembers people and enjoys every blood-drenched second of it #w/e you say

#w/e you say guy #sociopathic human taxidermist who dismembers people and enjoys every blood-drenched second of it #w/e you say

(Source: pdubber, via starchesnimrod)

Photoset
June 01, 2012
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perfecttouchofrebellion:

 #couldn’t act they said #has no emotions they said

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Tags: we may have to see this movie

Photoset
June 01, 2012
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