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somarysueme:

….. is anyone gonna say it?

I mean it this is important.

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attabe:

that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face

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hackedmotionsensors:

PART OF YOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLDDDD

hackedmotionsensors:

PART OF YOOOOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLDDDD

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opalhonors asked: Because apparently you are writing ficlets. How about one where Natasha and Bucky sneak into Steve's room and completely redecorate it while he's asleep as a birthday surprise.

ifeelbetterer:

"Please, you’re not that sneaky,” said Steve. Natasha and Bucky both froze in mid-step.

"Oh, man, that was a super dumb thing to say," said Sam. "I’m not gonna stand anywhere near you for a couple of days because shit is gonna rain down upon you.”

Natasha squared her shoulders. “What he said.”

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An hour after they left, Steve realized his wallet was gone. Then he reached for his phone to text Natasha—which was also gone.

Then he got home and realized so were his keys.

"Dammit," he said feelingly.

He picked the lock. His TV was gone.

***

There was a small mound of shaving cream on his nose when he woke up. He had reflexes, ok, this shouldn’t be happening. He had government-issued honest-to-god superhero reflexes.

When he reached up to wipe the shaving cream away, he got another face-full of the stuff. Apparently they’d put another mound in his hand just for this moment.

"Goddammit," he said, even more feelingly.

***

His bathroom was painted a garish neon green color. That wasn’t so bad. It would give him an excuse to do an art project later.

Then his hand stuck to the doorknob.

Fucking superglue.

***

It was a couple hours later at Starbucks when three separate coffees disappeared out of his hands that he gave up.

"Uncle!" he shouted at the packed Starbucks to shocked, silent faces. "I’m calling uncle! Tapping out! Giving up! I admit it! You’re the sneakiest sneaks who ever sneaked, ok?!"

"We’re cutting you off, sir," said the barista, delicately taking the un-drunk fourth cup of coffee away from him. "I think you’ve had too much."

Natasha and Bucky were waiting outside, lounging against a wall and looking just like the sort of hoodlums neither had ever really had a chance to be.

"Bet your ass we’re the sneakiest," said Bucky proudly.

"So sneaky," gloated Natasha.

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knives weren’t meant for air.

knives weren’t meant for air.

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"We were secretly dating in season two, but we didn’t tell anyone. I didn’t want to be Yoko Ono and break up the band. The whole time we were like, “This could go terribly wrong.” But it didn’t. Our first sober date, he asked me to go to Big Bear with him for the weekend. He was living with Glenn [Howerton, who plays Dennis] at the time and told Glenn he was going skiing. Glenn was like, “Oh, I want to go.” So Rob had to say that he wanted to go skiing by himself."

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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

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higher education with tumblr users onyourpropertyfrannyglassed, and endquestionmark

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sarah-the-artiste:

magicalguylevi:

tobi-tenkit:

"Dude, how are you going to watch all of those episodes in a week?"

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"But that’s not good for you—"

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mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

when u get ur friend obsessed with something ur obsessed with

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cobies:

Every time I read a post saying how beautiful the ending was, and every time I read a post about how perfect Ted and Robin were for each other it makes me want to cry. It literally makes me want to break down, curl up into a ball an sob. I keep just laying here for ages and crying…

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"Mako is defined by the grey colour and the blue colour. As we go through the movie we find out that she’s defined by those colours because in her childhood we have a blue memory." "…The memory has left a stain on her hair that is blue, and she’s carrying that memory with her."

"On the other hand, Raleigh is in a colour space made up of greens, browns and amber."

"Mako and Raleigh complement each other, their colours are complementary. Their Jaeger cockpit, then, is mostly in blue and amber, their colours."

"And finally, they recuperate the heart. There’s a scene where they’re watching the robot in a service station and for the first time, the technicians uncover the heart of the robot. Mako and Raleigh are becoming vulnerable."

"And this is resolved, finally, by the reintroduction of the full red colour when they are together under the ocean."

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